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Dreamers with Streamers
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Dreamers with Streamers

billiondollarbaby:

I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

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kung-foofighter:

eytancragg:

anthramen:

I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.

The trolliest ice cream man to ever live.

And look at that fucking majestic mustache.

O.O

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vvincestiel:

czarcastic-dog:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

narwhalqueens:

a movie about two asexual aromantic best friends who have a best friend marriage for tax benefits

that does not end with a scene of swelling music and passionate kiss where they realize they really do love each other after all

It ends with a fist bump or something. I’m on board. 

but it should end with the big swell of music that makes people think they’re going for the kiss when really it’s for the fist bump ending

What's the most illegal thing you ever did?
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theboythatswhatiwant:

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.


 

kendra-p:

Hey I love Game of Thrones

(Inspired by lots of wonderful gifs and photo sets, thanks internet!)

kendra-p:

moonbotstudios:

Watch our new film, “The Scarecrow,” a collaboration with Chipotle, then download the Scarecrow game for iPhone, iPad and iPod Touch.

IT’S OUT!! 

Moonbot started this short over a year ago, at which time I was lucky enough to be a wee baby intern and help storyboard on it a little bit. When I came back this summer, POOF, the boards transformed into a finished short film! So proud of everyone who busted their butts to really make this film look ridiculously beautiful. Enjoy!

kristaferanka:

diepod-stuff:

Spiral is so hype. Did a few more.

oh man, i don’t often get to see fan art of my Spiral design, these are fantastic!!

zilleniose:

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the 104th training squad wasn’t allowed to haze new recruits after that

kisskicker:

trashji:

kisskicker:

I don’t have my own office, so I’m gonna build one using the rolls of paper towels in the supply closet.

I WILL JOIN U 

AHAHAHAHA NOW WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE also don’t bother us